Puppy Parent Ponders If She Has an Abnormal Relationship With Her Doggo, Leading to Wholesome Discussion of Dog Owners Talking To Their Precious Pups Like Hoomans

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
May 29, 2024 11:00 AM EDT

Woof, woof! Sorry, that was "Hey, Animal Comedy-ers" in dog-speak. We've been practicing speaking dog because we realized that our doggo knows a bunch of words in human, but we don't know any dog words! That seems hardly fair, so we've been working on it. If people say learning English is hard, wait until they have to learn the many different meanings of "woof". That being said, we do talk to our precious puppers a lot - we ask them how their days were while we were at work, if they saw anything interesting from the windows, etc. We think it's pawsitively wholesome, but do you think all dog owners do this?

One puppy parent posted on Reddit, saying that she lives alone and talks to her dog all the time. Is she the weird one for doing this? Absolutely not! The canine corner of the internet responded in the most wholesome way pawssible, giving howlarious examples of how they also talk to their doggos. Scroll down to see how truly ridiculous dog people can be!

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  • 01
    Hey, all. I live alone with my dog and I always talk to her. Especially when I'm moving around my apartment and she's in my walking path, I always say 'Excuse me'. Does anyone else talk to their dogs like that who live alone? I respect my pup so much that of course I say 'Excuse me!' lol
    via u/TheTimeHasCome678

    If talking to your dogs is weird, we don't want to be normal. We love asking them how their days were, if they had a good nap, what they want to do this evening, and literally anything else we can think of. They deserve the opportunity to tell us!

  • 02
    Renrie 16 hr. ago yeah, thats normal, i do that too haha i also say 'bless you' whenever he sneezes
    via u/Renrie_

    Not only do they get a 'bless you', but they also get a 'ooooooooooh big stretch' every time they stretch or wake up from a nap. It's one of the simple joys in life. Who cares if they understand us or not, we love doing it.

  • 03
    StrawberryOwn6978. 10 hr. ago I also do that, when they sneeze and when they get a big stretch it's always accompanied by a "oooooh, nice stretch" from me
    via u/StrawberryOwn6978
  • 04
    Academic Signature_9. 15 hr. ago Are there people in this world who dont do this?
    via u/Academic_Signature_9
  • 05
    blur911sc 11 hr. ago I had two dogs that went deaf and I still talked to them.
    via u/blur911sc
  • 06
    Sorkel3 16 hr. ago • Yes, I do. Real fact: dogs understand 100 to 150 words. They often don't react or process them the same way we do.
    via u/Sorkel3
  • 07
    • tiny-cups 10 hr. ago I honestly love discovering new words that my dogs understands. Sometimes I can work out that they just sound very similar to other words, but for a little bit she was very triggered by the word "limitations." Never figured out what she understood it to mean
    via u/tiny-cups
  • 08
    LookIMadeAHatTrick 10 hr. ago I have heard multiple people picking their dogs up from daycare asking their dog how their day was and if they had a nice time.
    via u/LookIMadeAHatTrick
  • 09
    Physical-Exit-2899 - 11 hr. ago I think they like being talked to and it's good for our mental health too
    via u/Physical-Exit-2899
  • 10
    Yeah-Im-here-2 - 11 hr. ago Yes... and when I take my dog with me in the car to run an errand and I get back home and park, I tell her " hold on - I'll come get you" so she knows to sit there until I can take her out from her side.
    via u/Yeah-Im-here-2
  • 11
    Valsarta 10 hr. ago • Full blown conversations! I tell her about my day...I commiserate with her about all her naps she had to take while I was gone. I apologize for disturbing her with my humanity. We bond over the weird inscrutable things the cat does. Pretty much all the time! (And strangely...that's how I met my best friend...she stopped her car to ask me if I was really talking TO the dog while walking and she totally got it! Lol)
    via u/Valsarta
  • 12
    D_Rock_CO 10 hr. ago. 100% The more we talk to them the more they understand, I believe.
    via u/D_Rock_CO
  • 13
    izzybyrd 10 hr. ago I think it's weird if you don't talk to your dog
    via u/izzybyrd
  • 14
    Griswald000 11 hr. ago • I do. I apologize if I accidentally step on their toes. Dogs are awesome.
    via u/Griswald000
  • 15
    Icy-Student947. 10 hr. ago I accidentally taught my dog. way more words and phrases. than you would ever think a dog could learn. When I sigh and say, "You're the worst!", she gets super excited and zooms around the house because she knows I've given up, and we're about to go play her favorite game. So yeah. I talk to her all day - usually about how ridiculously cute she is and how much I love her.
    via u/Icy-Student947
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    biglybiglytremendous 10 hr. ago Dapper Doodle Yes. Research shows talking to your dog helps them bond better with you and establishes a baseline for human vocabulary, inflection, and tone. Not talking to your dog as much as possible would probably work against this inherent predisposition for dogs to pick up language and body language cues. Makes sense to talk to them as much as possible!
    via u/biglybiglytremendous
  • 17
    Ok-Heart375 . 11 hr. ago rescued Springer Spaniel I say, beep beep! Talking to dogs is essential for both parties.
    via u/Ok-Heart375
  • 18
    StinkypieTicklebum 11 hr. ago Yes! On walks I talk a lot, telling him what a good boy he is!
    via u/StinkypieTicklebum
  • 19
    LadyAlexTheDeviant 10 hr. ago Oh, I totally do. • "Yes, Sergeant, it's so helpful for you to decide to sleep Right There," I say as I put a hand on a wall for balance trying to step around the dog, who is sleeping at a narrow point in the house.
    via u/LadyAlexTheDeviant
  • 20
    "I'm sorry, Opal, but you can play bow all you want, Nyx (the black cat) is not going to want to play with you. She doesn't speak Dog." If one of them is sleeping upside down, "Air it all out, there." Sleeping deeply gets, "Hey, don't work too hard." We all talk to them all the time.
    via u/LadyAlexTheDeviant
  • 21
    LocksmithSerious9776 10 hr. ago I talk to her like a human. Good morning, what did you do all day when mom was at work, bless you, would you like to do something fun today, or even show us my new shopping and groceries > Are there any people who don't this? Are they normal?
    via u/LocksmithSerious9776
  • 22
    pikapalooza 10 hr. ago. I always talk to my dog. He gets a beep beep when I need him to move. His release word is ok. I sing him a song when I'm snuggling him and telling him what good boy he is. I say god bless you when he sneezes and call him ball dog when he's all curled up. If I leave him at home, i tell him to be a good boy, watch the house, and I love him. Oh, and I call out to give him treats <3 he is a very good boy.
    via u/pikapalooza
  • 23
    democraticdelay . 10 hr. ago All the time. Years ago I was going through a drivethru with my dogs in the backseat, and I made some comment to them (don't even remember what - probably something like "just a minute and we'll be on our way again" or "we're headed home now" or something innocuous). The worker kinda looked in my car weirdly then asked me who I was talking to, and I said my dogs.
    via u/democraticdelay
  • 24
    She replied with a deadpan but slightly confused "Oh you talk to them like they're human?". I've never forgotten her face in that moment, I didn't realize people would think it was so weird haha.
    via u/democraticdelay
  • 25
    DeskEnvironmental 10 hr. ago Yes! I say excuse me to my dog all the time sometimes multiple times with increasing frustration 222 Whenever I'm leaving the house I pet her neck and tell her I'm leaving but I'll be back soon so she has to be a good girl and guard the house for me. She then always jumps into her dog bed and curls up to sleep until I return.
    via u/DeskEnvironmental
  • 26
    Once I told her sorry I can't roll the car window for you right now it's too dangerous.... And she rolled the window down herself!!! I'm pretty convinced she's fluent in English.
    via u/DeskEnvironmental
  • 27
    thedoc617 9 hr. ago professional pet groomer Always. The other day I gave him some of my scrambled eggs and told him "now be careful it's hot" and my husband laughed and said "what's he going to do- blow on it?"
    via u/thedoc617

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